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honorgaurd: gravedust: I actually fear seeing shit like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:27:53 -0400

honorgaurd:

gravedust:

I actually fear seeing shit like this.

I fear those creatures all together. o.o

LOL FUCK. I died at Swerve into Myrtle....

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:43:57 -0400

LOL FUCK. I died at Swerve into Myrtle. Hahahagagagahwhwegwhwehg.

joshsux: nicki in the background

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:35:05 -0400

joshsux:

nicki in the background

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:57:35 -0400

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

mysticfalled: bahahhahahah

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:53:27 -0400

mysticfalled:

bahahhahahah

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:38:42 -0400

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

oyveyzqueer: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbre...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:27:02 -0400

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

the-legend-of-geeks: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:31:57 -0400

the-legend-of-geeks:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

holy shit im dying of a laughing/coughing fit help me

meme4u: 98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:19 -0400

meme4u:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

10knotes: tyleroakley: Well that worked out a lot better than I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:38:55 -0400

10knotes:

tyleroakley:

Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Smart man.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:31:05 -0400

Smart man.

geek-art: Geek-Art.net : Dan Luvisi - Badass...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:43:29 -0400

geek-art:

Geek-Art.net : Dan Luvisi - Badass Heroes

Didn’t know Buzz was a Staff Sergeant.

fusion-ha: disimba: dead I’m going to masturbate to this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:17:36 -0400

fusion-ha:

disimba:

dead

I’m going to masturbate to this right now.

OHHHMAAAHFUUUCKING GAAAAAHD! This tumblr video player is pissing...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:24:45 -0400

OHHHMAAAHFUUUCKING GAAAAAHD! This tumblr video player is pissing me the fuck off. Makes a nigga want to strangle a cactus.

myfiddleisbroken: markperrett: This is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:49:52 -0400

myfiddleisbroken:

markperrett:

This is insanity.

CREDS: architizer:

The mind-bending sculptures of Jonty Hurwirtz

Rejuvenation

2008 | Copper and Chrome

Kiss of Chytrid

2009-2010 | Resin, Powder and Steel

WHAT. NO.

taxidermyextaordinaire: In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:36 -0400

taxidermyextaordinaire:

In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result

Its raining again… #rain #raindrops

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:16:19 -0400

Its raining again… #rain #raindrops

Thought I hit the jackpot when I found this big goodwill....

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:32:31 -0400

Thought I hit the jackpot when I found this big goodwill. Everything was in piles. Its already hard finding things on racks, now I gotta rummage. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.. #goodwill

grav3yardgirl: omg

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:32:44 -0400

grav3yardgirl:

omg

ASS FAG

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:50:22 -0400

ASS FAG